On the Rocks

Everyday I'm Cyclin' (Standard)

28 May 2020 - 5 min read

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Welcome back one and all to the second installment of On the Rocks! I promised y’all last time that we’d play this cycling deck, so let’s get down to business.

This deck is swift as a coursing river and packs all the force of a great typhoon (not a shark typhoon though, that doesn’t cycle for one mana). It also has all the strength of a raging fire, but dammit it’s not mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

It’s basic and trash. And so am I.

Real talk this deck is dumb, but it’s fun to play and that’s all that matters. If you’re drinking with this deck, please relegate yourself to a Truly (an inferior seltzer to White Claw) or Natty Light (which might just be water), you don’t deserve any better.

Editor’s Note: Chev here, this deck brought Julian to Platinum so don’t listen to a word he says. If you want to give this deck a go, get yourself some freaking Champagne and don’t let nobody tell you different. Least of all this dude.

Lance Armstrong

More Entries in On The Rocks:

• 25 Aug 2020: There's No 'I' in Temur Adventures(Standard)
• 06 Jul 2020: Only The Luckiest of Clovers (Standard)
• 18 Jun 2020: You feelin’ hungry, punk? (Standard)
• 19 May 2020: Mo' Auras, Mo' Problems (Standard)

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